Tonight is Krampusnacht! If you’ve never heard of Krampus before, never fear. I’m about to enlighten you. In Germany and other Alpine countries, Krampus is Santa’s evil sidekick, a cloven-hooved demon who punishes the kids on Santa’s naughty list. But Krampus doesn’t settle for namby-pamby PSYOPS, like leaving a lump of coal in your stocking. Oh no. He’s handy swinging a birch switch, and that’s just his lighter side. Beatings, kidnapping, and shackles are more this dark saty