--By Maddie Kosloski of the San Benedetto Paranormal Museum
Have you ever found a note you left for yourself, and not understood a damn thing on it? Here's what I found crumpled in the pocket of my Paranormal Museum hoodie last night:
Initiate spectral synergy exploration in exhibit enhancement sector.
Engage in ethereal artifact manifestation analysis for optimized spectral appeal.
Implement spectral outreach strategy for intangible audience connection.
Execute metaphysical inventory reassessment for spectral artifact optimization.
Explore transcendental exhibition curation for enhanced spectral resonance.
The fact that I found this on the back of a receipt from my friend's winery, Plot 42, might have something to do with the confusion. I'm sure it all made sense at the time...
Anyway, here's my paranormal news round-up for the week!
1) This November 12th is the 90th anniversary of the very first Loch Ness monster photograph!!! Happy birthday, Loch Ness Monster photo!
2) And speaking of the Loch Ness monster, a "huge black mass" was spotted in the lake.
4) When Yowies attack. And why an expert thinks this viral Yowie (Australian Bigfoot) footage (haha) might be real.
5) A friend of the museum from Doyle, CA has a new "UnTarot" app, and it's FREE.